My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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