Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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