I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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