can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
