All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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