I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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