Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Hey! you should come over!
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