she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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