Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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