are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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