I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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