doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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