It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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