I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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