I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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