porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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