Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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