**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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