just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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