I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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