Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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