So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
dude. I can hear the air.
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