East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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