Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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