everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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