But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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