he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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