Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
we have officially lost it.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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