I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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