put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just want to make out with him forever
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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