You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
false alarm. still invincible.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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