you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I FOUND THE LEGS
Randomize
