The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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