i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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