I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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