that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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