can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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