Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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