you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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