Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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