me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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