Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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