Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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