I want to stick my p in your. b.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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