How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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