your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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