He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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