It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize