i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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