Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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