she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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