Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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