Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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