So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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