Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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